Big Bad Bill

Bill, Samantha's father, has an interesting sense of humor.

I was feeling domestic after having dinner with my pregnant, married friend, and decided to catch up with my ex-girlfriend, Sam. We ended up spending the evening together: she cut my hair, we recounted stories of recent lovers - hers involving none but big-dicked Rick, and told notable stories. Here's my favorite of hers:

Sam and her father were standing in line, buying groceries for Sam's sick mother. Her father, the plump, jovial, childlike fellow that he is, spotted the condoms by the register and thought it an apt time for a father/daughter practical joke. He giggled and proposed his idea.

"Sammy, wouldn't it be funny if you took one of those condom boxes and said, 'Daddy, are these the same condoms we used last night?'"

I feel for the guy who wakes up to Sam dreaming about that.