Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Big Bad Bill

Bill, Samantha's father, has an interesting sense of humor.

I was feeling domestic after having dinner with my pregnant, married friend, and decided to catch up with my ex-girlfriend, Sam. We ended up spending the evening together: she cut my hair, we recounted stories of recent lovers - hers involving none but big-dicked Rick, and told notable stories. Here's my favorite of hers:

Sam and her father were standing in line, buying groceries for Sam's sick mother. Her father, the plump, jovial, childlike fellow that he is, spotted the condoms by the register and thought it an apt time for a father/daughter practical joke. He giggled and proposed his idea.

"Sammy, wouldn't it be funny if you took one of those condom boxes and said, 'Daddy, are these the same condoms we used last night?'"

I feel for the guy who wakes up to Sam dreaming about that.

15 comments:

fashion and style said...

it was great

Daffy said...

Wow...ya know... kinda sounds like something my father would say.

Gray said...

That is just a bit too odd, even for me!:)

Barefoot Dreamer said...

oh my.... I wouldn't know what to say !!!!!!!

Savvy Gal said...

odd even if it is a joke.

The Crazy Baby Mama said...

and i thought MY dad was the reigning king of TMI...

Captain Dumbass said...

Wrong, just wrong.

*shudder*

Gorilla Bananas said...

Well, I suppose there are innocent ways of using a condom. Putting a banana inside it and squishing it, for example.

otin said...

When you run out of Van Halen song titles, are you going to switch bands? I suggest Sabbath! :)

Hit 40 said...

Her dad sounds as off the wall as me!! I can be so random.

Laszlo Brown said...

Otin, when I run out of song titles, I think I'll retire this blog and start a new one. But you're the first person to recognize the motif!

Secretia said...

Pretty funny, but does it mean anything else, I wonder.

Stephanie Faris said...

Big-dicked Rick?

Laszlo Brown said...

Stephanie, see this entry.

Nishant said...
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